English Fun

Story 1

Let me introduce you to some of the TATE family.

First, there is the old man, DicTATE, who wants to run everything while his cousin RoTATE, tries to change everything.

Mrs. AgiTATE stirs up plenty of troubles with the help of her husband, IrriTATE. Whenever there are any projects suggested, Mr. HesiTATE and his wife VegeTATE want to wait until next year.

Then there is Mrs. ImiTATE who wants her family to be be just like the one she visited in Newtown.

Mr. DevasTATE provides the voice of doom while Mr. PotenTATE just wants to be a big shot. But there is also Ms. FeciliTATE who is most helpful when there is work to be done.

Mr. CogiTATE and his wife, MediTATE always think things over and are usually very positive in their ideas.

And finally, ther is the black sheep of the family, AmpuTATE, who has cut himself completely from the rest of the family.



Story 2

This is a story of four people, Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody

There was an iomportant job to be done, Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody will do it.

Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody ask Anybody.


(source: The Star, Mind Our English)