Wednesday, May 23, 2007

To her

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN
LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying
to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS .

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose
FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to
POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE
u.(very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says
u DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u
are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST
him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to
him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES
for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be
TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do
so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says
it's
LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


note:
I got this from somewhere. This is so damn true!! Don't you think so? (no offence to guys) Some of the statements above apply perfectly on someone. (not the people I know in college, you know who you are)

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